“Apple simply can’t be trusted to tell the truth[...]. Under Mr. Jobs, Apple has created a culture of secrecy that has served it well in many ways — the speculation over which products Apple will unveil at the annual MacWorld conference has been one of the company’s best marketing tools. But that same culture poisons its corporate governance. Apple tells analysts far less about its operations than most companies do. It turns low-level decisions into state secrets. Directors are often left out of the loop. And it dissembles with impunity.”
Jobs' retort:
“This is Steve Jobs,” he began. “You think I’m an arrogant [expletive] who thinks he’s above the law, and I think you’re a slime bucket who gets most of his facts wrong.”
Charming.
Enjoy your iPhones! 
As the last living person to not have played GTA IV yet (I'm holding out until I have, errr, time to play), I found this Apple Parody in GTA's "internet" hilarious:
THINK Simple.
THINK Minimalism.
THINK Overpriced.THINK Fruit. THINK.
You are not thinking hard enough. Maybe you are a To$$er.
WITH FRUIT
You are finally living.
Design has evolved to make your life worth living.
You are in a cocoon.
A fruit cocoon.
THE NEW IFRUIT PHONE
No buttons
No reception
No storage capacity
All ego
...
I think it's time I start playing GTA IV. Apple fruits are fun to pick on. 
via digg.
